Deer Dump
@TheForest

Welcome to my microblog!
I was inspired to make it after seeing similar pages by people I follow on Neocities.
Any resemblance to existing microblogging sites is purely coincidental *wink*



05/29/2020 - 08:51 PM
while i'm at it, parents: if your child is too young to safely wear a mask please don't take them into a fucking grocery store!!! i've seen way too many masked parents walking around with their infants
05/29/2020 - 08:44 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this but: private property doesnt have feelings, buildings are not alive, you dont have the moral high ground when youre more upset by rioting and looting than a video of a cop calmly looking into the camera while murdering yet another person
05/27/2020 - 11:03 PM
accidentally answered a call from one of the collection agencies hounding me because i was expecting a call from my city's dept of human services lskjfdl
05/22/2020 - 09:53 PM
one of my biggest regrets in life is the time i somehow ended up at a fancy dinner sitting at a table with some Real Fucking Richies and i didn't do everything in my power to piss them off or gross them out. [dead name] was a polite and timid young girl afraid to make a fool of herself and embarrass her too-old-for-her boyfriend, [chosen name] would've at LEAST chewed with his mouth open while giving them a detailed retelling of the pony cum jar project while they tried to eat
05/19/2020 - 07:21 PM
as frustrating as it was to make, im glad i made my own twitter clone. this way my exposure to the varied and numerous flavors of unbearable horseshit that site expels is reduced significantly. this isnt in response to anything recent or in particular, i just mean in general. dumping my thoughts here instead of opening that hell app means im much less likely to see something that will piss me off, trigger me or make me want to ctrl+alt+del in real life. those are really the only three things social media does well which is a shame considering the potential it has to improve people's lives
05/18/2020 - 06:47 PM
trying to remember what it was like to experience video games as a child when they were new to me, and just a new medium in general.. being blown away by N64/PS1 graphics, having no expectations because i had nothing to form expectations from, even terrible games (ie. fucking bubsy) were magical in their own way
05/18/2020 - 10:54 AM
everyone hates jk rowling now but personally i think it was very brave of her to transform into the real life equivalent of one of the villains in her books
05/17/2020 - 09:02 PM
i have no idea how people just, get jobs. i can't even get to the interview stage most of the time. and then keeping the job if you manage to get it?? christ
05/16/2020 - 01:12 AM
why did i decide to emulate twitters layout here its looking decent right now but getting it to this point was HELL
05/14/2020 - 08:49 PM
you ever just remember jim varney and start crying
05/13/2020 - 10:00 AM
whats that i hear? another stimulus package? great! maybe the govt can give less to big businesses who don't actually need it this time
05/11/2020 - 07:17 PM
katya zamolodchikova is the most beautiful woman i've ever seen in my life